'sup. Two days ago I cut my hair really fucking short, hoping that if I'd emulate Brad Pitt's hair the way it looks in the first half of Fight Club, I would automagically become TYLER DURDEN. Of course, it didn't even take me two days to realize that I don't have any of the qualities of Tyler, except the hair and thus I now look like a fucking US marine corps faggot. Therefore: Fuck you Brad - YOU ARE YOUR FUCKING BEARD

Picture very related. bUsty out