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John McClane
This guy takes out a helicopter and a F-35 fighter jet without firing a single bullet. Hello, my name is John McClane and I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how fucking awesome I am. Yippie-kay-yay mother fuckers.

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He doesn't charge his lazer. Why? because he thinks it would suck if time imploded upon itself and he'd be the only one left alive without any ass to kick. I rest my case.

Rusty