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Not much happening, so here's a partial lazer:




R

HERMIONE DIES

Just in case you'd miss it if you watch the movie or read the book. No need to thank me.



R-R-ROIIIIID-RUSTY

omg itz teh comebacks

OmG! Today I is not chargin any lazers cuz this has been liek da best day ev4r lolz - I gots a job and some other shit aswell. Anywho - idz flamin-time.
Rusty, being the idle moron he is (we do still love him no?) has provided today's problem for us.

This is the situation: Rusty has no money. He lives at his mom's but cannot pay for food at the moment. Rusty gets a call this morning, a job offer meaning 9 hours of manual labour and some sweet $. Should he
A. say yes
or
B. tell his future employer to go fuck himself?

Obviously, the answer is B.

Next, some friends call Rusty with another offer - go kart!!!11 yay!!1 We do not know the cost of this but we assume it is more than $0.00 which is how much Rusty has at the moment.
Should he
A. say yes
or
B. tell his friends to go fuck themselves, call the job-dude and beg forgiveness?

Obviously, the answer is A.

We can now make a flow chart of what has happened:

I dunno. Leave a comment n click some ads to help Rusty out of his misery.

buSty something

"I'm gonna charge mah lazer"

Woman not allowed on flight after quarrel.

Singer Dilba was going to Las Vegas - but was stopped brutally by security guards from Arlanda airport. Reason: she uttered that she was going to "charge her lazer".

Artist Dilbahar "Dilba" Svensson Demirbag, 36, got into a dramatic scuffle this morning on Arlanda when she was going to fly to Las Vegas at around ten o'clock. When passing the security check, the singer was asked a routine question about her reason for traveling.

Taken to interrogation
- She got irritated and said "What do you think? Imma charge mah lazer", an informant says.
The security inspector then called the guards who grabbed her to get interrogated.
- There was a wild fight, she looked extremely upset, said the informant.

"Not discrimination"
- We look very seriously on these type of comments and take the actions necessary. The passenger in question was not banned from traveling with us forever, just admittance on the current flight.
- Due to the recent events we encourage all our passengers to be on their guard. This is not about discrimination against any single person, Elizabeth Landau told Aftonbladet.
Dilba is flying to Las Vegas today.


Rusty aka Out-of-ideas