omg itz teh comebacks

OmG! Today I is not chargin any lazers cuz this has been liek da best day ev4r lolz - I gots a job and some other shit aswell. Anywho - idz flamin-time.
Rusty, being the idle moron he is (we do still love him no?) has provided today's problem for us.

This is the situation: Rusty has no money. He lives at his mom's but cannot pay for food at the moment. Rusty gets a call this morning, a job offer meaning 9 hours of manual labour and some sweet $. Should he
A. say yes
or
B. tell his future employer to go fuck himself?

Obviously, the answer is B.

Next, some friends call Rusty with another offer - go kart!!!11 yay!!1 We do not know the cost of this but we assume it is more than $0.00 which is how much Rusty has at the moment.
Should he
A. say yes
or
B. tell his friends to go fuck themselves, call the job-dude and beg forgiveness?

Obviously, the answer is A.

We can now make a flow chart of what has happened:

I dunno. Leave a comment n click some ads to help Rusty out of his misery.

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